Situation : Mother wanted to get a locker opened in SBI and Papa does not want funds to be stuck in FD for locker.
Mummy: Mein SBI ki branch gayi thi, woh chasme wala manager 50 hazar ki FD maang raha hai for opening the locker.
Papa: Dimmag kharab hai uska, 50 hazar rupe hum kyon block kar k rakhe ek locker k piche....
Mummy: Maine use bataya bhi ki mera Beta { Thats me :) } SBI mein hai to bhi nahin mana.....
Papa: Yaar RBI ki instructions aayi to thi ki Bank locker k liye FD nahin maang sakte, maine akhbaar mein padhi bhi thi...
Now both of them turn to me.... " To bhi kuch karega"
Me: (Gulp) Yaar FD de dete hain kya jata hain
Papa: Faltu ki baat mat kar mere saath....
Me: Mummy hume kya karna hai locker ka.. Godrej ki Almari mein locker hai to....
Mummy: Accha.. Sab k pass locker hai.. Godrej ki almari safe nahin hai locker to chahiye hi.....
Now both of them get together " Ja k us Manager se Baat kar.... Bol mein bhi SBI mein hun"
Next Morning me standing in front of Manager
Me: Sir woh locker allot kar do
Manager: Bhai 50 hazar ki FD lagegei
Me: Sir mein staff ka hun.....
Manager : To... Maine khud 50 Hazar ki FD rakh k locker liya hai... Staff k logon ko to zayada FD rakhni chahiye taki dusre us se dekh k kuch seekhen.... Kaun se Scale pe ho? Kab Join kiya?
Me walking back in despair. On the way i See Bank of India with the board "Lockers Available". I walk into Branch....
Me: Sir Locker chahiye tha....
BOI: Boss chote locker available hain par 50 hazar ki FD rakhni padegi.... Karte kya ho aap?
Me: Sir, mein SBI mein Manager hun...
BOI: ohhhhhhhoo.... Manager Sahab aaye hain... Chaliye aap 10 hazar ki FD de dijyega... Aap to ek hi biradari k hain... Baki ko accha account ki shareing wagrah ho to mujhe yaad kijeya...
Me: Are sir definitely.... Mere pass acche account aane hi wale hain.. aap ko bhi un mein member bana lenge....
Moral of the Story: SBI Employee ki Izzat SBI se jayada dusre Bank mein hai.....
Mummy: Mein SBI ki branch gayi thi, woh chasme wala manager 50 hazar ki FD maang raha hai for opening the locker.
Papa: Dimmag kharab hai uska, 50 hazar rupe hum kyon block kar k rakhe ek locker k piche....
Mummy: Maine use bataya bhi ki mera Beta { Thats me :) } SBI mein hai to bhi nahin mana.....
Papa: Yaar RBI ki instructions aayi to thi ki Bank locker k liye FD nahin maang sakte, maine akhbaar mein padhi bhi thi...
Now both of them turn to me.... " To bhi kuch karega"
Me: (Gulp) Yaar FD de dete hain kya jata hain
Papa: Faltu ki baat mat kar mere saath....
Me: Mummy hume kya karna hai locker ka.. Godrej ki Almari mein locker hai to....
Mummy: Accha.. Sab k pass locker hai.. Godrej ki almari safe nahin hai locker to chahiye hi.....
Now both of them get together " Ja k us Manager se Baat kar.... Bol mein bhi SBI mein hun"
Next Morning me standing in front of Manager
Me: Sir woh locker allot kar do
Manager: Bhai 50 hazar ki FD lagegei
Me: Sir mein staff ka hun.....
Manager : To... Maine khud 50 Hazar ki FD rakh k locker liya hai... Staff k logon ko to zayada FD rakhni chahiye taki dusre us se dekh k kuch seekhen.... Kaun se Scale pe ho? Kab Join kiya?
Me walking back in despair. On the way i See Bank of India with the board "Lockers Available". I walk into Branch....
Me: Sir Locker chahiye tha....
BOI: Boss chote locker available hain par 50 hazar ki FD rakhni padegi.... Karte kya ho aap?
Me: Sir, mein SBI mein Manager hun...
BOI: ohhhhhhhoo.... Manager Sahab aaye hain... Chaliye aap 10 hazar ki FD de dijyega... Aap to ek hi biradari k hain... Baki ko accha account ki shareing wagrah ho to mujhe yaad kijeya...
Me: Are sir definitely.... Mere pass acche account aane hi wale hain.. aap ko bhi un mein member bana lenge....
Moral of the Story: SBI Employee ki Izzat SBI se jayada dusre Bank mein hai.....
