Universal Laws With Girls

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.

2. The nicer she is...the quicker you will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...

4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. It’s the remaining 1% that would be in your company.".........

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

6. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

8. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend(I guess from Kumbh ka Mela).

            Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

9. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u

It's a Girl dominated society....

They get to flirt with systems support men who always return their calls, and are nice to them when they blow up their computers.

They can form groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

They can cry and get off speeding fines/challans.

Taxis stop for them.

Men die earlier, so they get to cash in on the life insurance.

Free dinners, free movies ... (B/f, Husband pays).

If they're dumb, some people will find it cute.

They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

They know which glass was theirs by the lipstick mark.

They got off the Titanic first.

Tragedies of Boys Life

Tragedies of boys' Life:

1.Gud girls r Not Gudlooking
2.Gudlooking girls r Not gud girls
3.Gudlooking & gud girls r not single
4.Gudlooking, gud & single girls have strong Brothers
5.Gudlooking, gud, single girls without brothers will treat boys as her brothers... :-):-(

Rules with a Girl

1. The woman always makes the rules
2. These rules are subject to change without notice
3. No man can possibly know all the rules
4. The woman is never wrong
5. If it appears the woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the man did or said
6. The man must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding
7. The woman can change her mind at any time
8. The man must never change his mind without the opinion/consent of the woman
9. At all times, what is important is what the woman meant, not what she said.