Ha ha ha

Boy & Grl Alone in a Car.     

Grl: Aaj main tumhe wo Jagah dikhaungi jaha mera tetanus ka injection laga tha.

Boy gets Xcited,


Grl: ye dekho. 






GUPTA NURSING HOME.

Aap...?

Ek ladka ek unknown aunty ki help kar k unhe unke ghar tak lift deta hai.

Raat jada hone k karan aunty unhe kehti hai k beta raat bohot ho gayi hai tum yehi ruk jao aur bittu k room mein so jao.

Ladka bola no thanks aunty mein hall mein so jaunga.

Subah ek beautiful ladki ek cup cofee lekar uske paas aayi to ladke ne use poochha aap kaun....... 

ladki boli mein Bittu aur aap kaun

Ladka bola ........Mein Saala gadha bewkoof ullu ka patha….

Experiment on Chuha

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 taraf cake aur dusri taraf chuhe chuhia rakh di.
Chuha fauran Cake Ki taraf lapka.

Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar Roti rakhi.
Chuha phir Roti ki taraf lapka.

Is tarah kai baar food item badle.
Chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaaga.

Proffesor: Isse ye saabit ho gaya ke bhukh mein hi sabse badi taqat hai.

Itne mei last row se ek awaz ayi =
"Sir,ek bar chuhiya bhi badal ke dekh lo"

Embarrasing Situtations

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees abeautiful woman sitting alone.

After an hour he gathers enough courage to go andask her, "Er... excuse me, but would you mind if Isat here beside you?"

She responds in a loud voice :

"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. Theyoung man is surprised, shocked and embarrassedand goes back to his table.

After a few minutes the woman walks over to himsmiles, apologizes, and says, "You see, I'm agraduate student in psychology and I'm studyinghow people respond to embarrassing situations."

The young man responds loudly with,

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN TEN THOUSAND RUPEES FOR ONENIGHT? THATS TOO MUCH!"