Curosity to predict

Scene : SBI promotion interviews are going on and the waiting candidates are inquiring about the questions being asked inside the interview room.

A person leaving via stairs
Group person waiting outside : What are they asking inside?
First Person : Questions like who was the first lady DMD of SBI.
Group person waiting outside : Ok,ok

A person leaving via lift
Group person waiting outside : What are they asking inside?
Second Person : Questions like what is SBI's market share.
Group person waiting outside : Ok,ok


A person going to use washroom

Group person waiting outside : What are they asking inside?
Third Person : BLOODY HELL !!!! I am the member of interview board, make a way and let me use the washroom.

Incident with my friend

Scene : Our Official Landline Phone rings

Me : Good Evening SBI.

Client : Ji Mein XX Ji se baat kar sakta hun.

Me : XX tera phone hai yaar.

XX (My Collegue) wanting to avoid the client.

XX: Sir abhi mein drive kar raha hun aap thodi der mein call kar sakte hain mujhe.

Client : Ok sir, i will call you back.

Later when we realised what has happened we laughed like anything.

The Customer wanting to make FD in Bank.

An Incident from Rural Branch

Clerk: Pure sahar mein tujhe yehi Branch mili thi marne k liye, subah subah aa jate hai deposit banwane...


After much heated arguments:

Customer: Mein mandir mein daan de dunga.. Lekin kabhi State bank mein deposit nahin dunga....

Clerk: Are ja ja ... bade aate hain tere jaise....

(Please note that i have not witnessed any such kind of incident its just a joke i have heard from someone)