Universal Laws With Girls

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.

2. The nicer she is...the quicker you will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...

4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. It’s the remaining 1% that would be in your company.".........

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

6. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

8. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend(I guess from Kumbh ka Mela).

            Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

9. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u